Wondering down the crooked dirt path deeper into this maddening forest. Today has been nothing but trouble, tumbling down a tunnel and then having nothing but crazy people talk to me. I should have never followed that white rabbit but now I have no choice but to find it in order to figure out how to get back home away from all this madness. Though I think I'm lost I wonder which way I ought to go...

As I was looking at all these signs posted up on the trees all of them which don't tell me which way to go, I hear something humming in the distance. As I wondered towards the sound I see a twisted tree, and on that very tree what seemed to be a strange woman sitting on a bar of the tree. Though but the looks of it she seemed to look good natured, still she had very long claws and a great many teeth, i should treat her with respect. She had a very wide grin a maddening kind of grin that one would get sore from wearing. Maybe she ought to know which way I should go. Walking up closer to her I look closer at her appearance*

"Why...why, you're a cat!" I can't help but shout out, shaking my head and clearing my throat "Would you tell me please, which way I ought to go from here?"