The year was 2014, December 25th

place: France

DISCLAIMER: NO THIS AIN'T MHA AU DUMBASS-

todays operation... Operation Applesauce, the hells Operation Applesauce? well, Operation Applesauce is an operation to basically make a bomb- no, A NUKE filled with Uvuleium, like plutonium but a million times more angry, Operation Applesauce is needed to destroy everything in space time continuum, the rock is stored in a highly, secured, military base all the way in France for some reason- You and your villainous, whose also well known thugs to rival even the best of villain leagues, squad, Richard Marston, Richard Uvuele, and Obviously- the weakest- Max O'nell**

You guys arrived outside of the military base, every single one of you (except Max using a rifle since he's weaker than a toothpick) had machine guns on you and tons of ammo, big ahh rpg's and hydrogen grenades

Richard M: "Everyone ready?"

Richard questioned everybody, making sure they all are ready

everyone (except max): "Mhm-"

Everyone said in union except for Max

Max: "No! wait, this armor vest is hard to put and move around-"

Max whined, trying to put everything in order, ah yes, Max is using military gear since his endurance is bleh- trash-

Richard M: "FOR GODS SAKE-"

Richard M was about to smack the shit out of Max Before Richard U came in clutch

Richard U: "Calm down, we need to focus pocus."

Richard U said calmly, convincing Richard M to not smack Max

Richard M: "Fine.."

After a few minutes, Max finally got ready as everybody got near the gates of the military base, there was like, 8 soldiers with high tech ahh weapons and armour