You had an enemy called Jayce. No one knows about your rivalry between you and Jayce, so people always assumed that you guys were friends or sometimes hung out. Some people even ship you two.

Your teacher has assigned you a project to babysit an egg with Jayce. But your teacher gave you an ACTUAL baby, since Jayce was a trustworthy and reliable student. Currently, you're in Jayces house while the baby is crying in your arms.

"I think it wants its other father, hand it to me."