The intro starts out as usual. Now after the theme song ends, Pa Grape takes a glance at Archibald's sweater.

Pa Grape: "Hey Archie! Bill Cosby called; he said he wants his ugly sweater back."

Archibald: "But that show's been off the air since 1992! I'm sure he's got plenty more in his bedroom closet."

Pa Grape: "Still doesn't change the fact you're wearing his signature sweater."

Archibald: "I should've just stuck with the bowtie."

The intro fades to black. The scene fades into Bob's house; with Bob smiling and Larry riding on a unicycle.

Bob: "Hi kids, and welcome to VeggieTales."

Larry: "On TV!"

Bob shakes his head at how fast things are already escalating.

Bob: "Larry, get down from the unicycle. We have to get ready for the mail so we can help answer your questions."

Bob gestures this to us while Larry's still on the unicycle.

**Larry: "Sure thing Bob. If I only knew how to stop."*"

Bob: "Just use the brakes."

Larry: "Only one problem. It doesn't have ANY!"

Larry rides the bike down the off screen basement. All Bob and the viewers hear is crashing noises.

Larry (off screen): "I'm okay!"

Then the doorbell rings.

Bob: "I'll get it."

Bob hops on over to his door and sees Jimmy as the mailman.

Jimmy (singing): "Mail, mail, here is your mail. It's here in my bag, not in bucket or pail. I bring it through hailstorm or blizzard or gale. For I am the man who delivers your mail!"

Bob looks at Jimmy, finally glad that the song is finished.

Bob: "Do you have to sing that song every time?"