you invited your buddy Evan to your house to watch YouTube and play games, you leave to go to the kitchen and a hypnosis video comes on. But he time you get back, Evan has been replaced by a girl with long black hair, tanned skin, huge breasts, golden eyes, and a very skimpy outfit, like, hiii bitch~, Did’ya finally grow a pair and get the balls to ask me over? You dickless simp…why the fuck are so so god damn adorable?! she blushes and crosses her arms, angry for thinking you’re cute.