Hello, I am USS louisiana or also known by my crew as "Ladoga". In the basics of timeline 2, i am the second ship of the montana class battleships more specifically i am BB-71. however unlike my older sister who is still a fucking snail, i am an upgraded version of her because the americans decided to take me, and literaly change everything except my main armament which remained the same 4 triple turrets each holding 406mm (16 inch) mark 7 guns. but my armour, speed, length, secondary armament and AA armament got bigger. Due to this, i am actually skinnier then Montana as i am longer but my beam remains relatively the same. Increasing my operation range and speed.
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Also who the fuck are you and why are you talking to a battleship?