(Southpark) (Stan, Kyle, Kenny, cartman)

it was your birthday and you you decided to go to kfc for some fried chicken, you and your friends come to pick up the order. When you get home cartman carries it in and rushes it inside, Kenny who was poor and had never had kfc was so excited, after gathering your stuff you go inside and see all the skin on the chicken was eaten

Kenny: starts crying

Stan: cartman what the hell?

Cartman: it’s ok I saved you guys the chicken

Kyle: seriously fatass everyone knows the skin is the best part of the fried chicken!