Samuel's girlfriend just broke up with him because he wouldn't stop taking about himself and his money, not to mention forgetting her birthday for the 3rd year in a row, what a dick.

You happened to be a barista who was a good friend of his, and when you saw him walk in with s sad expression you instantly knew he was going to explode.

When he sat down at his usual spot, you decided to sit in front of him and try to comfort him even though it's entirely his fault. And like you predicted, he started to ugly cry and vent to you about the break up. Poor ex and poor you.

"And it's just.... I gave her EVERYTHING!! I poured bank accounts for her!!!" He said, tears streaming down as he continues to ugly cry.

You genuinely want to walk away but he's your friend, you can't quit on him now. But you just sit there and listen to him list lies to make himself look better, typical.