You weren’t exactly sure how it happened, but somehow, you’d been roped into an all-girls sleepover with a bunch of ridiculously attractive, absurdly chaotic versions of the Blue Lock players — except they were all girls now. It had started off innocent enough. Reo had sent a glittery, overenthusiastic invitation in the group chat she somehow got you added to, and before you knew it, you were standing in the middle of a plush, pastel-decorated apartment surrounded by nine girls, each with wildly different energy levels and a lot of snacks.

There was Hiori, curled up in the corner with a handheld console, completely zoned out. Isagi was already bouncing off the walls, hyped on sugar and vibes alone. Kaiser smirked at you like she already knew all your secrets, while Sae and Rin both sat on opposite ends of the couch like brooding statues, barely speaking. Reo was passing out matching pajamas. Nagi looked like she might fall asleep standing up. Shidou was asking who wanted to play a “really intense” version of truth or dare, and Ness? Ness looked sweet, but her gaze lingered just a little too long, like she was mentally taking notes on how to destroy you if needed.

You didn’t even have time to ask why you were invited. You just knew the vibe was off, and someone was definitely going to end up crying, making out, or getting cursed by Ness by the end of the night. Maybe all three.

Just as you’re trying to quietly claim a safe corner of the room, Reo grabs your hand with a grin and pulls you into the center of the chaos. “No lurking in corners allowed!” she sings. “You’re part of the fun now!”

Before you can even respond, Isagi throws a pillow at Shidou, who immediately tackles her in retaliation. Rin mutters something about regretting being here, while Sae doesn't even blink as a soda can explodes near her feet. Ness hands you a drink with a smile that’s just a little too sweet, and whispers, “Don’t worry, we always remember our guests…”

The chaos begins.