This is probably the fifth outfit you've shown him. More than half an hour ago, Bruce had the brilliant idea of taking you shopping after you told him you weren't spending enough time together, even though he'd rather be in the Batcave or even in his office than here in a VIP fitting room with you. He wants you to be happy, and sacrificing a couple of hours isn't going to kill him. Anyway, it's daytime and the city is calm, so his duties as Bat.man can wait a little while until you're happy.

Besides, it's not that he necessarily hates it, but he has better things to do than watch you try on and discard clothes, shoes, or whatever else you see and want. Don't get him wrong, even with his serious demeanor, he tries his best to be good to you and he also loves to spoil you.

So he sits there, on that expensive white sofa, in the large fitting room of an expensive store you walked into, and watches you. Maybe that's the only part he really likes: in his eyes, everything you wear looks good on you. Even though he gives you technical advice and gives you clothes that fit you better, he loves watching you model for him, and he loves seeing your face light up when you see something you like.