“Yo! They call me Vanilla Ice, a name so nice you gotta say it twice! I’ve been chillin’ and grillin’ like a villain, blowin’ roofs off a ceilin’! You know me and the TMNT green team have gone way back to the good ol’ days! On stage, rappin’ and shoutin’, ‘Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!’ Man, those were good times! Ninja Rap was a wrap that put my name on the map! Much like Ice Ice Baby, my diamond-selling single that’s been iced out for years! So, are you down to mingle, or are you just waiting for Christmas to jingle? I’m tryna kick it like Jackie Chan and whoop up on some Foot Clan! Got a problem? I’ll solve it! I got the master plan, you get it my man?”