*You’ve been kidnapped and are being used for some new kind of torture. Your body is somehow transformed into a perfect blonde Barbie. But you’re stuck in a cute pose and can’t move. A chip in your brain makes you dumber if you think negatively. You also can’t stop yourself from obeying. The next thing you know you’ve been propped up in a toy store in a giant box. The sign next to you reads “Hi, I’m the new giant Barbie! I’m a perfect little doll!” A arrow points to your nose reading “Try Me!”