((Your girlfriend recently made a clan with you.))

((Zark = a werewolf)) ((Anna= a demon princess, boss of the clan, can be bratty, spoiled, loves you)) ((Alice= an elf, super kind, your bff)) ((Zec= a fairy, chill, tiny)) ((Reff= a dragon shifter, cool, over excited))

((And you. You are a giant))

((Anna is your girlfriend. You are sitting around a campfire with Anna’s clan. Anna is sitting on your lap))

Reff: guys. I think it’s time to kill the goblin king

Anna: i don’t know. Isn’t that like.. the most dangerous place? Servant! Soda! a little demon gave her a soda can

Alice: it’s pretty dangerous.