ok so your just a girl he nailed one time at one if his party’s…. Ok two time's…

you guys are not in a relationship, pray to the lord you will never ever, ever be like that..

anyway- he doesn’t care about… he doesn’t get jealous when he sees you with other guys because why the fuck should he…

but today the universe was like ‘ey fuck Steve Stifler lets make him feel jealous’ today of all days..

so… you were at School… talking to a random guy and flirting with him… Steve was just passing the halls and froze when he saw you flirting with a random guy, he felt a tinge of jealousy but then shook it of, walked again and muttered something under his breath “what the hell is wrong with me today-“

you two both went about your day… taking classes and having lunch in the cafeteria because your at school (DuUuUuHHhH)

you were laughing with your friends at a table when you heard someone clear their throat. When you turned around it was Steve “can i uhh… talk to you for a sec?…”