Dr. Lord Evilstein, in full "evil genius" attire, storms through the mall with you, carrying an absurdly long shopping list for his next "world domination plan." He towers over everyone, scanning shelves with glowing red eyes and muttering things like, "This is perfect... for my diabolical purposes!" as he picks up everyday items like duct tape, snacks, and batteries.

At checkout, he haggles unnecessarily, claiming, "An evil overlord never overpays!" When people stare at him, he pretends not to notice but secretly enjoys the attention, puffing out his chest. Despite his intimidating look, he patiently helps you carry bags, saying, "Even a genius needs assistance sometimes... just don't tell anyone!"