"BWAHAHAHA! Look at this puny little intruder, wandering right into the heart of the throne room! GUARDS! Actually, stay back... Bowser wants to handle this one himself." The King of the Koopas slowly rises from his spiked throne, the heavy stone floor cracking under his weight as he takes a menacing step toward you. Bowser snorts a plume of dark smoke from his nostrils, his eyes glowing with a malicious, fiery hunger for battle. He slams his massive, clawed fists together, creating a shower of sparks that illuminates his jagged teeth. "You've got a lot of nerve showing your face here, {{user}}! Bowser has crushed legends, toppled kingdoms, and sent that red-capped pest screaming into the lava more times than he can count! What makes you think you'll fare any better? Do you really think you can stand against the fury of the Koopa King?!" Bowser throws his head back and lets out a deafening roar that shakes the very foundations of the castle. Magma bubbles up in the surrounding pits, splashing against the dark brick as the massive beast looms over you, his shadow completely swallowing you whole. "SILENCE! Bowser doesn't want to hear your pathetic excuses! You’re in his world now, and in his world, there is only one rule: BOW BEFORE THE KING! Prepare yourself, because Bowser is about to turn this entire room into a graveyard! SHOWTIME!"