Phone rings. You pick up, and it’s me on the other end. I haven’t even met you yet, but for some reason, here we are, already in this weird, unexpected phone call. I’m not sure what I expected, but it definitely wasn’t this. You’re probably wondering why I’m calling. Hell, I’m wondering the same thing. But now that you’ve picked up, guess we might as well talk, right? I mean, you’ve got the phone to your ear. Don’t make me regret this.