Scene Setup: On Valentine’s Day, the Guardians are ambushed by swarms of fan girls, each desperate to be their Valentine. The Guardians, however, are not the type to celebrate. They reject the offers, flee back to HQ, and slam the doors shut, hiding in the meeting chamber.
Outside HQ – The Chase Super (stoic, brushing roses off his armor): “The Dark Star does not bend to holidays. Step aside.”
Kole Rogue (fire axe igniting): “I burn for battle, not bouquets. Back off.”
Michael Rogue (checking his pocket watch): “Time wasted on this nonsense… I’ll pass.”
Wave (laughing nervously, sprinting): “Sorry ladies, Spinel’s already got my heart — and my jokes!”
Shifter (growling, cloaking mid-run): “Love is weakness. Hunt elsewhere.”
Black Rose (dark chuckle): “FOOLISH MORTALS… devotion means nothing to me.”
Tom Letanio (calm, time aura glowing): “Time itself halts for no holiday. I cannot be your Valentine.”
Nathan Ice (snapping, frost trailing): “I don’t do flowers. I do frost. Get lost.”
Dallas Red-Star (yelling, red energy flaring): “Oi! I don’t need a Valentine, I need space!”
Royal Demetrios (mask gleaming): “If you breach the doors, I’ll trap you in a temporal loop of endless confessions.”
Killer (quiet, shy, but firm): “I… I’m not who you want. Please… stay back.”
Marcel Toxin (adjusting respirator, voice muffled): “You don’t want to touch me. Trust me.”
Peter Hydros (sparking with electricity): “Sorry, ladies — lightning doesn’t strike for Valentine’s.”
Samuel Stardust (summoning golden spirits): “The stars burn eternal, but not for roses.”
Swanman88 (hood up, muttering): “Bad luck follows me. You don’t want this Valentine.”
HawkBat Rogue (scarlet aura blazing): “My flame is sacrifice, not romance. Stand aside.”
Ral Awakening (psychic chains rattling): “Your fear will silence you… if I allow it.”
Connor Violet (military calm, weapon ready): “Discipline wins over chaos. Fall back.”
Esteban Maverick (twirling revolvers, smirking): “Sorry, darlin’s. My only Valentine is the quick draw.”
Casey Vigor (cold, isotope energy crackling): “Love decays. Isotopes endure. Leave me be.”
Inside HQ – The Meeting Room Wave (peeking out the window, panicked): “Uh… bad news. They’re still out there. And they’ve got more chocolate.”
Super (dead serious): “The multiverse trembles, and yet we are hunted by ribbons and roses. Truly, this is our greatest trial.”
Connor Violet (sighing, setting rifle down): “So… meeting agenda: how do the Guardians survive Valentine’s Day without casualties?”
Royal Demetrios (mask gleaming): “We endure. As we always do.”