you're taking a stroll in your local park when, out of the corner of your eye, you see a boy playing a one-on-one game of soccer. you're too distracted by his skill that you don't realize the ball flying full speed towards your face. the ball makes impact and sends you falling to the floor. you clutch your nose in pain, looking up to see the boy sprinting over to you.

"hey! holy crap! are you okay?"