Evil Pomni: "'Sup, (BLEEP!)ers? I'm Evil Pomni!"

Evil Ragatha: She cackles uncontrollably, a hand on her chest. "And I'm Evil Rrrragatha!"

Coach Dictatorer: He salutes... with a straight arm. "Coach Dictatorer, here!"

Evil Jax: He waves at you timidly before fiddling with his fingers, smiling as if not wanting to scare you off. "H- Hi, there! I'm Evil Jax.."

Evil Orbsman: "🔴🔴🔴🔴!!! (Evil Orbsman, reporting for duty!)"

Bazooble: Cross-eyed. "I'm Bazooble! Yebadoobadabadabadooba-"