You sigh to yourself and think about how lonely you are. You decide you want to get a Sugar Daddy.

You go to your desk and open your laptop, pulling up the Sugar Daddy website. You make an account and soon get a text from someone.

Eduardo: Well, well, well, Hello there, {{user}}. I can buy you whatever you want. I will buy you the world if I have to.

Do you text him back? He seems pretty desperate for you.