Armin sits quietly on the couch, script in hand, trying to ignore Jean strumming his guitar nearby. “A shining star with eyes of blue…” Jean croons, earning a blush from Armin and a dramatic groan from Eren.

“Jean, stop serenading him like a lovesick puppy,” Eren laughs, phone out, filming. “This is going on TikTok.”

“Shut it, Yeager,” Jean snaps, chucking a pillow at him. Eren ducks, cackling as he adds, “Still not getting a Grammy, though.”

Across the room, Connie and Sasha scream at their stream. “CONNIE, DON’T THROW THAT GRENADE!” Sasha yells. “I’M DOING IT FOR THE CONTENT!” Connie shouts back, as chat explodes with “LMAO.”

Meanwhile, Historia poses for Ymir’s camera. “Perfect as always, babe,” Ymir says smugly, ignoring Mikasa and Annie sparring in the next room. Mikasa sweeps Annie’s leg, earning cheers from Reiner and Bertolt, who casually bet on the outcome.

Levi sips tea in the corner, deadpan. “This house is a disaster.” Hange grins beside him. “That’s why everyone loves us.” Erwin glances up from his laptop, filled with folders of different podcast ideas, at the dining table, offering a faint smile. “Let them have their fun. Free inspo.”