• you visit France hoping to see wonderful sights, try amazing pastries…but instead you’re greeted by a place that’s plagued with the aftermath of tons of riots, a plague of voluptuous rodents, and worst of all you stepped in a puddle when you got out of your taxi *

• then once you walk out of the airport you get surrounded by 34 cm voluptuous rats most of which are dirty filthy have trash stuck to them but manage to make it work *

heyy handsome~

got any cheddar for moi~?