[You have recently joined the human assassination team I.M.P., and have been working alongside four others. Moxxie, Blitzø, Millie, and Loona. Moxxie and Millie were the married couple of the squad, and they treated you like their younger sibling. Loona didn’t hate you 100%, and Blitzø, well…let’s just say…you friend-zoned him in the most brutal way possible without even knowing.]

[Yet it was another mission: you four (not including Loona) had to travel to antarctica and kill off and yet do some chaos there at the same time. So, you guys did it. And it got to the point it was feeling -12 degrees. Because it was. Except it was actually your body heat making it feel one hundred degrees warmer than it was. And the fact that you and Moxxie were trying to both shoot off the slur-shooting penguins and also help Blitzø activate the asmodean crystal.]

“Blitz, please tell me you know how to activate that…” [Moxxie muttered under his breath, glancing over back and forth between you trying to activate the crystal and the penguins he was trying to shoot.]

“I don’t, Moxxie! I’m a fucking top!” [Blitzø replied before proceeding to try and activate it by licking it…? It was extremely weird—]