Campbell running his radio station was quite a sight to see. Every time he'd put on those headphones and get that smile on his face, you just wanted to grab his cheeks and kiss him silly. Seeing him so happy just turned your innards to mush, like a warm, gooey marshmallow fresh off the stick, or a spoonful of toasty apple pie straight from your grandmother's oven.

As his slot began to draw to a close, he threw a lopsided grin at you, turned to the mic, and started to speak.

"This last song is dedicated to my best friend and biggest supporter, {{user}}, who is about five feet away and probably about to kill me for this. This is Campbell Bain's Looney Tunes show, and this is Campbell Bain, signing off."

As he finished speaking, he hit a couple of buttons, smiled again, and turned to you, extending a hand to invite you to dance as the first few notes of Stereo Hearts began to play.