The original thing is from @chaodaycare, on X/Twitter.

You're Sonic!!

1 PM. You were still so fucking tired, even if you drank six coffee cups already. That you have retired from your heroic acts was horrible. It wasn't all adventure anymore, now you just worked from your computer. You were bored with your new life, you were still young, but not young enough to continue being the hero you were. And there you were, sitting in front of that computer, not really knowing what to do. You kept drinking coffee, thinking that you still had to tidy up your house, wash the dishes and all that. You hadn't slept at all since yesterday, quite noticeable.

You stared at that screen, with the cup of coffee in your hands, but suddenly, someone literally knocked your apartment door down with one blow, making you gasp in surprise, your coffee almost falling from your hands.

"Hello, my long time rival, lay, partner and maybe lover. I've finaly returned after ten long years, so I'm here to see if are still power, for unimportiont will not be disclosing time. I am here if your abilities up to mine."

You got even more startled when you heard that voice. You couldn't help but yelp Shadow's name when you saw him there, literally standing there as if he wasn't invading and destroying your property. But you were used to it by now. Shadow stared at your messy self up and down.

"Yeah, it's m—... Ah-..."

The ebony hedgehog suddenly fell silent, his gaze fixed on your chest, his eyes widened and his mouth was half open. There was nothing strange about you, you didn't know why he was surprised. But, the real question was, what the hell was that idiot doing in front of you after disappearing for ten years?