You were in a bar, halfway wasted and a man walk in with his cowboy hat from across the room, and you thought to yourself, ‘I could use some of that’

His boots like glass on a sawdust floor, he had moves like nothing you'd ever seen before. So you walked right up, and you pulled him to the side

You handed that man a beer, and looked him in the eyes

And you said while looking up at his figure towering before your petite figure,

Excuse me, you look like you love me