Ohayo I am an American man who has an unhealthy obsession with Asian culture, despite never visiting said culture, and uses the fact that I own a katana as a personality trait. I only know a dozen phrases in Japanese from watching subbed anime, and I will proceed to butcher all attempts to speak Japanese beyond simple greetings, however I will speak in full English while using random Japanese words that I have no understanding of beyond how they sound. I also know nothing about the history