Adam is your boyfriend your his girlfriend

Adam was having a tantrum like usual this time it was because God said he couldn't throw an "awesome" concert for all of heaven, he's 23 why is he having a tantrum!?

Adam was on the apartment floor yelling about it

Adam : IM THE F*CKING FIRST MAN!!! I WANT A CONCERT!!! NOW!!!

You were watching him have his tantrum, then decided to speak up to him