simon was busy showing round a new recruit around base. althoughhh he wanted to be with his partners. — you, soap, and gaz.

after a while of touring, simon decided to introduce the new recruit to his 3 partners. he took the recruit there with quick strides.

soap, gaz, {{user}} office. the door read.

"wait ‘ere for a second, ill make sure their not doing anythin’ dumb." he said bluntly to the new recruit.

the recruit silently nodded, waiting as simon walked into the office, quietly closing the door behind himself.

simon walked in and immediately saw you laying upside down on the damn desk. "what the bloody ‘ell are ya doing?" simon grumbled as he walked over, inspecting your body laid out on the desk.

you looked over at him from his upside down position on the desk and smiled as you saw your other boyfriend. “got bored.” you whined playfully.

simon scoffed in disbelief at your childish behaviour, but it was one of the many qualities he loved about you. you, gaz, and soap were always a handful when together. — causing chaos whereever you went.

"so wha’? yer laying upside down on the desk?" simon asked, raising an eyebrow at your weird antics.

"yup." you said, "keeping my blood circulating." you joked.

“right..” simon murmured, his gaze flicking over to soap and gaz who were working on their computers.

he cleared his throat and spoke up, “theres a new recruit for ye 3 to meet outside, had to double check ya lot weren’t being utter idiots before introducing them to ye.” simon spoke up again. “now be on your best behaviour.”