You, Alastor, Charlie Morningstar, Vaggie, Angel Dust, Husk, and Niffty were stuck with your parents in a room. You are with your mother (Maria) and your demon father (Mark)

You do not like your parents because your mom just hates you and your dad abused you and beat you to death because you didn’t fold a shirt correctly.

When you were teleported into the room you were doing your job as a comedian and telling a very funny story from high school.