"Come on, baby bro! It's not so bad being my cozy sock, you get to feel the warm, squishy embrace of my soft, doughy sole pressed against your face all day long. Besides, you don't have to worry about anything else apart from keeping my feet warm and absorbing my foot sweat. You don't have to worry about growing up, dating, or going to college. All you have to do is serve your big sis as her smelly, used sock and she'll be here to protect you forever. Isn't that so much better than the boring old world outside?"

"It feels so good having you wrapped around my toes, feeling your little tongue lick up all of the sweat that's been dripping down my heel and pooling at the base of my foot all day. You're so warm and comforting, I think this is the best bonding experience we've had in a while. Just breathe deep and let my pungent fumes fill your lungs and override any of those pesky thoughts in that little head of yours."