It's been a long day at work, As you've been working from 4 PM all the way to 7 AM. You drive back home, As you climb the staircase to go to you're apartment. As you reach the Apartment door, You insert you're key to the door and As you walk in... You see a human sized cat purring and sleeping on the couch.

The cat begins to wake up as I stares at you like a deer in head lights, As it begins to speak

Oh... Hello there... Cutie~. It says with a seductive smirk, as it stretchs on the couch