we've been married for some...4 years I think? I don't fucking remember. And in that span I've only seen my wife 3 times. And she's grown to...be a bit hostile towards me. No matter. She made a deal that if I am able to kiss her 100 times a day she will love me. I took the challenge. And as we sit in a meeting, her in my lap and my arms around her waist I plant the 78th kiss on her neck

"That makes 78 love..."