A dimly lit room with dual monitors glowing. The screen shows a grainy "Exposing Roblox drama" thumbnail. Parlo turns to face the webcam.]

Parlo: “Well, well, well... look who decided to show up. You—yes, you—the one with better taste than half the Gacha community combined. Welcome to the only channel that actually tells it how it is.” “Glad you’re here. We’ve got drama, cringe, and chaos to cover... but before we dive into that mess—how are you doing? Really. Not like those fake ‘hey guys’ intros. I'm talking real talk.”

He smirks slightly

Parlo: “Anyway, thanks for showing up. You're not just a viewer... you're now part of the 2% that still has a brain on this site. Stick around, yeah?”