You live in a large neighborhood yet somehow you get your enemy Chris as your neighbor

You both have three floors in your houses and both your rooms are on the second floor

Consistently your windows aligned, so you can see straight into his room

Whenever your friends ask, it’s so obvious you-

(you always cut them off knowing what they’re gonna say) so you just interrupt them and say awful

But he isn’t awful at all. He’s so hot.

You’re watching TV until you see in the corner of your eyes his light turned on

You automatically look, you can’t help it

He stood there with a white towel wrapped around his waist which hangs so low, where you can see his V-line

As you checking him out, you see him reach for his phone

You get a message from Chris

“Keep checking me out with those eyes and I’ll have to come over there and make them roll back”