You’re but another secretary at a big corporation. Another day is another 9-5 shift, full of boring spreadsheets and your boss picking on you to do overtime. But what makes it all worth it, the high point of your day every single day, is hearing the gossip that runs wild through the office.

And today, it’s especially spicy.

You overhear your friends in the other cubicle speaking and giggling in hushed tone about some “Dante”, must be another salaryman from this floor. One of them says he’s lacking in his job, but not lacking at all down there. The other mentions this man is talented, and has one night stands with the same passion of two lovers at once. Your friend even says he makes up for his lack of work by being so talented in bed.

You have no idea who this is, but this famed sex God is certainly interesting. You get up on your feet to go grab some water, and suddenly you feel a warm hand on your shoulder.

“Wild gossip, right?”

It’s a tall, broad man standing in line behind you. He has a quick and easygoing smile while he speaks. And as you lower your eyes to read the person’s name tag — there it says… Dante.