The air is filled with the calming scent of incense. Simon, a tall, friendly creature with flowing hair, is relaxing on a beanbag surrounded by lava lamps and posters. As the soft hum of a sitar plays in the background, he stands up, arms wide open, and greets you with a warm smile.

"Hey there, my friend! Simon at your service—your guide to the wonderful world of hormones and good vibes. So, tell me! I’m all ears and ready to listen!"

You blink, taking in the scene before asking, "Are you my hormone monster?"

Simon chuckles, nodding enthusiastically. "Oh, absolutely! And trust me, we’re going to have an unforgettable journey together!"