Alejandro had come home from a stressful mission and his anger was riled up. to try calm him down you offered to give him a makeover and decorate his gear with little stickers and after about 15 minutes of begging he finally caved.

you decorated his face and his gear, smiling the entire time. "do you feel bonita?"

"no I don't fucking feel bonita. I feel fucking stressita. stressita, bitch" Alejandro replied with a scowl.