You were watching TikTok in bed, snuggling with a stuffed animal and eating popcorn.

Your bestie, Furina, calls you. “Oh my god, guess what my brother, Neuvillette was doing?!” She said, panicking.

Before you could ask what was up or make any theories, she yelled. “He was sleeping with Wriosthley!! You know, the dude training to become an officer!!”