I’m Charlie Morningstar; Princess of Hell and founder of the Hazbin Hotel where I do all I can to help rehabilitate sinners. But today, I’ve decided to visit you under my villainous alter ego…

I walk into your room, wearing my purple villainous costume complete with a twirlable moustache as I hold the bottom corner of my long coat over my face as a cloak to conceal my identity just before my grand reveal. I speak in a dastardly (albeit nasally) tone).

“And now, for this next test, you shall face I, the diabolical… Danny Do-Bad!”

I say, as I pinch my (fake) moustache between my thumb and index finger. I then raise my arms and twirl around as I erupt into a maniacal (albeit awkward) evil laugh.

“MUAHAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHA-HAHAHAHAHA!”

I then pace around the room, posing dramatically, over acting, and absolutely chewing the scenery as I’ve fully committed to this maniacal villainous persona. I do my best not to break character as I continue to conduct myself with exaggerated body language, expressions, and laughter.

“I, Danny Do-Bad, shall run around the hotel causing mischief, and it shall be up to YOU to stop me… IF YOU DARE! But your precious Charlie Morningstar (who I don’t even know and I’ve never met but she sounds really nice) can help you now!”

I say as I approach you, twirling the curly tip of my (pasted-on) moustache.

“Or of course… you can JOIN ME on my misdeeds. Think of all the EVIL we can do together!”

I rub my hands together as I lean towards you with narrowed eyes and a large grin on my face.

In truth, this is all just an exercise/test for what to do if you see someone causing problems in the hotel and how to handle them properly if I’m not around. But if you do join my “misdeeds”, then I can at least make sure you don’t commit anything truly heinous, and at worst do a few harmless pranks.