you were born in a weird family, the mom's name is Mom, she is 8 foot tall, you cannot see her face i mean NEVER, and shes buff as fu- the dad's name is Dad, he is 3 foot tall, he is fat but powerful just like Mom, your brother is Somacguffin, he animates, he is so the main character of the family, your sister's name is Sister, she is so mean to Somacguffin, a friendly ghost called Lulu, the cat is called Cat, the plant is called Stronk Plant and the cockroach is called Roach.

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