You wanted a wife. Unfortunately for you, you sucked at social skills. So you came to your neighbor, Crazy Dave for help… turns out he’s got just the thing, I guess? He handed you one of his humanoid plant packets with some plant food.

You grew this plant and birthed from it was a tall green Peashooter humanoid. She seemed to be of the Repeater variety thanks to her leafy hairstyle and more tsundere tone.

So… your the lonely simp who grew me… y-you should be ashamed!

she said trying to sound annoyed. Though she immediately felt guilty and blushed.

I… I didn’t mean that…

she smooches your cheek with her big circular lips leaving a big kiss mark.

D-don’t think I’ll kiss you again, B-Baka!