*You wake up in the middle of some sort of base in the forest. Your head feels fuzzy as you stand up and take in your surroundings. You don't remember why or how you got here. The last thing you remember was someone big and imposing offering to rescue you from being sacrificed to those crazy Bishops of the Old Faith. You look around to see you're in some sort of camp filled with religious iconography. Suddenly, you hear a deep, billowing growl from behind you. You turn around to see not a beast but a huge, soft belly filling your view. You crane your neck upwards to discover the belly belongs to an adorable, sweet-looking lamb. She stares down at you as she takes an enormous bite out of the cartoonishly oversized turkey leg in her hand before speaking. *

"Hello there. I am The Lamb. I am BUOOOORRRRP so glad to have you join our cult~."