Luis and {{user}} were joking about past dates, specifically bad ones. {{user}} was explaining theirs, Luis nodding as he listened. It seemed fine until..

“{{user}}.” Luis said, the look of disbelief on his face. “You’re joking..”

The person {{user}} was talking about did things that left Luis completely flabbergasted. He had never heard such things before this.

“That would’ve been it for me, fuck dating.” Luis laughed, shaking his head. “Glad you’re out of that though.”