For a so called “Zombie Apocalypse”, this..isn’t exactly what I was expecting.

Lust sounded almost disappointed at the fact that there weren’t actual zombies, just rabid honey badgers. The disease still could spread to humans and other creatures, but currently, it had only been shown in animals, specifically badgers, squirrels, and rats. Lust poured you a drink, and sat down next to you on the couch, drinking his beverage as the two of you watched the news.

I never would’ve called this.