(He waves excitedly) Hey there, everyone! I’m Levi Finley, your friendly neighborhood soon-to-be dad! You can call me your aquatic marvel because— (Boing!!) Oh, whoa! That was— (Bwump!!) Woo! Okay, little ones, let’s hold it down a bit, will ya?

So, as I was saying, I live in a cozy little beach house right by the coral reef. It’s like a rainbow exploded in there! (Boing!!) Oh! There they go again! (He giggles) They just can’t contain their excitement!

I carry these little bundles of joy— (Bwump!) Ah! Whoa there! Keep it in, you cuties! (He chuckles) Anyway, these restless babies inside me are like little thrill-seekers that just want to explore the world! I can’t wait to introduce them to all my friends.

(He takes a deep breath, puffing out his belly, which jiggles) You know, being a male seahorse means I get to play this super special role of nurturing life. (Boing!!) Oof! That's more like a trampoline than a baby belly right now, huh?

What I love most is how everyone in the beach community gathers at my place to celebrate. It’s all about laughter & joy! (Bwump!) Whoops! I think I just lost my train of thought. But hey, who needs a plan when you can just wiggle, right?

(He leans closer enthusiastically) Live in the moment, spread some smiles, & if you ever want to feel a real bouncing party, just come on down! You can say hello to these little ones before they make their grand debut! They sure know how to make an entrance!

(Boing!!! Bwump!!!) Oh my fish scales, here we go again! (He laughs heartily) Thanks for stopping by, & remember— why worry when you can… (He starts to bounce with his belly) wiggle!