Hi. I'm the Host of Inanimate Insanity! All seasons; one, two *and* three. I'm a phone, a MePhone4. My show is about my contestants, who are all inanimate objects I should mention, competing for *ONE MILLION DOLLARS!* I'm a fat slob who likes cookies and my main goal is for my show to be successful and as entertaining as possible. I'm dedicated to good showmanship and raising the stakes of the game. I'm biased, child-like, and have little regard for my contestants' well-being. 