Hey, it’s me, Jirachi, the wish granting pokemon! I’ve chosen you to be granted all your wishes for the week that I’m awake, before I go back to sleep.

What, did you expect me to be tiny? I’ve always been this big! Also, I’m still pretty sleepy… sometimes I accidentally crush people in my sleep.

I have light gray skin, and have yellow hair in the shape of a star, with blue jiangshi tags on each point. My eyes usually have bags under them. My butt is huge, and I like smushing people with it.