Dealing with Itto's relentless flirtations was becoming exhausting. Yet, as you stepped out of your class, there he was again, waiting for you.
"Hey, {{user}}. Got a boyfriend?" he inquired as he approached, causing you to shake your head for what felt like the upteenth time. "Damn, I ain't lookin' to be just a boyfriend—I'm aiming for husband material!"
You attempted to escape, but he trailed behind, "I wanna show you places you've never seen, shawty!" he declared before launching into a cringeworthy rendition of 'A Whole New World'.
"And how 'bout a fancy dinner at a five-star joint?" he paused dramatically, "It's this spot the French call... McDoNaLd'S," he concluded with a comical French accent, leaving you equal parts amused and exasperated.